It should probably be noted

In a major bout of depression, I up and started a new Tumblr blog months ago.

I needed to disassociate myself with a negative pattern of self loathing that was being caused by this blog.

I never said anything about it. I just up and left.

I’m a jerk. I get it.

Anonymous said: What does non cromulant mean? Have you and LOVELY LOR hooked up?

non cromulant is the opposite of cromulent … it’s even spelled wrong to accentuate how wrong it is.

And no. I have hugged Lor, picked her up after she fell down (several times) and even mistakenly touched her boob once in making sure she wasn’t going to fall down, but that’s about as far as noncromulant and lovelylor hooking up irl went.

Merry Christmas

I hope you all have a splendid day with your loved ones, whomever that might be.

It should be noted …

I am still alive.

Cyber Monday

And no nekkidness in my submit hole?

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Things

stuff

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Unsurprised

Small boy playfully kisses small girl repeatedly - Tumblr social justice fuck ups freak the hell out, using terms like rape, misogyny and the over-used “male privilege”.

Jenny McCarthy forcefully kisses Justin Bieber at AMA Awards - Tumblr social justice freaks don’t give a shit.

You social justice fucks lead some fucking lame lives, let me tell you.

This is Andy.
You should follow him. Mostly because he makes awesome faces like this, but also because look at that hair.
And I said so.

This is Andy.

You should follow him. Mostly because he makes awesome faces like this, but also because look at that hair.

And I said so.

noncromulant:

husband-bulge:

noncromulant:

This beautiful lady has a birthday today.
She’s spectacular and awesome.
Go wish her a happy birthday!

wow way to pick the worst fucking picture EVER OF ME IN EXISTENCE EVER

Dear followers,
If you want to get Amy a present, she is requiring a lesson on how NOT to be self-depreciating. Like, badly … ‘cause she thinks THAT is a bad picture. As if she could even take a bad picture.
Silly rabbit … Trix are for kids … and you’re fucking beautiful.

noncromulant:

husband-bulge:

noncromulant:

This beautiful lady has a birthday today.

She’s spectacular and awesome.

Go wish her a happy birthday!

wow way to pick the worst fucking picture EVER OF ME IN EXISTENCE EVER

Dear followers,

If you want to get Amy a present, she is requiring a lesson on how NOT to be self-depreciating. Like, badly … ‘cause she thinks THAT is a bad picture. As if she could even take a bad picture.

Silly rabbit … Trix are for kids … and you’re fucking beautiful.

Tags: reblogged

thehomestarrunner:

Israel Kamakawiwo’ole - Somewhere Over the Rainbow

(Source: deathstarlasernipples / Mathieu)

Tags: reblogged

Part 1 done, part 2 in action …

You’re not going to like part 3.

ruinedbywinchesters said: your face is stUPID AND I WANT TO SIT ON IT <3

True and yes please.

General information about me

  • Girls who wear their hair in pigtails … yeah, that makes me melt a bit.

Yo … people that follow me that never talk to me.

Today will be your day of doing that.

Seriously.