February 2012
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arteris replied to your post: Why me?
God damnit Uncle Wilfred!
I so totally have to make a Tumblr post about him … it’s not fair that only my Facebook friends knows about him.
Well then ...
That call actually turned out pretty easy.
Turns out, my uncle has the same response to “Your ex-wife that you had a child with passed away” as he does to “It’s snowing outside.”
That response?
“Huh. Ok.”
Why me?
Short overview of my family:
My uncle, Wilfred, married a woman named Anne. They divorced when he got another woman, Carol, pregnant. Carol and Wilfred had Dean and got married months later.
Years pass, Dean grows up with Carol being a sole provider as Wilfred actually didn’t give a shit about her in any way (just a lay one night apparently) and raises Dean at arms length.
Dean grows up...
I make sexual noises when eating more than I do...
anyone else have "kickstartyourself" as a...
If so, BLOCK THEM.
It’s pumped full of spam.
helllllllllooooooo new followers!
Tell me something about you.
This can also go for non-new followers if you’re just feeling giving.
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balitosisx replied to your post: Taking a break from Tumblr
Man, if you can’t stick around, how am I expected to? Some days, it’s a battle about whether to keep coming back or not, but if even one person is out there extending the hand of friendship, I’m still gonna be here. So here’s my hand, if that helps.
imbackintheussr replied to your post: Taking a break from Tumblr
and the real world...
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chris-isnt-famous asked: Whereas I can agree with you on many topics, this is something I can't side with you on. Tumblr is not a "public" site, per se. It's also still a relatively "new" venue. If they decide that they don't wish to be associated with a certain type of content, they have every right to do so. They're not taking away anyone's right to free speech, they're...
Taking a break from Tumblr
I’ve started to just get pissed off by the insane amount of bullshit on here, the absolutely stupid mindsets that people have and the backwards way of thinking that people can’t seem to straighten out in order to live the fucking happy little life they are always complaining they can’t have.
Tumblr just simply isn’t fun any more.
Bye.
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A New Policy Against Self-Harm Blogs
staff:
One of the great things about Tumblr is that people use it for just about every conceivable kind of expression. People being people, though, that means that Tumblr sometimes gets used for things that are just wrong. We are deeply committed to supporting and defending our users’ freedom of speech, but we do draw some limits. As a company, we’ve decided that some specific kinds of content...
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RIGHT
So I’m thinking that whomever set this spam submission up has never been on Tumblr before.
Anyone who HAS been on Tumblr knows damn well that Tumblr doesn’t give a shit about their users.
Anyone who falls for “testing” a product that has been on the market for years now (from a company that employs a whole division of QA people) is a complete moron. ”Dearest...
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farrahtales asked: Jesus, boy, you be sounding a bit snippy today. You okay?
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So ... this is pissing me off lately.
LOSE = to no longer have/ to do the opposite of win
LOOSE = not tight
How to remember: If it’s not tight, there is more room … loose takes up more room. If you can’t figure this out, you lose.
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Is it just me, or is the person that writes The...
They seem to be getting a shade … butthurt … for lack of better words … about things and putting their personal opinion into the news piece …
Are you a personal blog, or a news blog? Figure it out and be one or the other, ‘cause you lose a lot of credibility as a news source when you start putting your own opinion DIRECTLY into the article.
Spin it all you want with...
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I'm nothing if I'm not honest.
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And now it is time for sleep.
That’s where I’m a Viking!
Be you.
Be true to yourself.
Be honest about yourself.
Be kind to yourself.
Do these things and I will understand you, no matter how much self harm you put yourself through, no matter how much doubt you wrack your mind with, no matter how much faith you lose in yourself.
Be honest, true and kind, and I will pay you back in spades … and believe me, I won’t be the only one.
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balitosisx replied to your photo: The mailbox finally pooped out the rest of the…
Look at you. Lucky devil. :)
Some say lucky, others say “hopeful that any one of these lovely ladies will stalk me now that they have my address.”
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chronically-awesome replied to your post: chronically-awesome replied to your chat: Me: Hey,…
I was more whaaa-ing in amazement that he replied to you! That’s a big deal, IMO!
BIGGER DEAL FOR ME! I crossed something off a list! A LIST!
Seriously, I need a better life.
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chronically-awesome replied to your chat: Me: Hey, look, a new message! Me: HOLY CRAP IT’S…
WHAAAAAA?
Last year, after I realized I couldn’t find the bucket list I wrote when I was like, 10 or so, I decided to make a new list.
Having The Frogman reply to something I said, either in a message, or comment, was on that list. I mean, c’mon … he’s a dude with a...
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Me: Hey, look, a new message!
Me: HOLY CRAP IT'S FROM THE FROGMAN!
Me: *crosses off item on list of achievements*
Me: And now to reply and not sound like a complete dumb ass.
Me: *writes*
Me: *fails*
Republican jerkwad: Girl Scouts are radical whores... →
So maybe I paraphrased a bit with that title … but at the same time … did I really? I’m PRETTY sure that’s what he wanted to say, but realized he’d look like an ass if he used those exact words.
Too bad he didn’t come to the conclusion that he’s still an ass.
“Words do not express thoughts very well. They always become a little different...”
– Hermann Hesse, Siddhartha (via shantosophy)
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So to update ...
The meeting went well … really well actually. I no longer have to worry about being cut off from my monetary support, despite not quite fitting under the qualifications for said support any longer.
My new support worker is an actual person and not a trained monkey with no personal skills like the last one was AND he was easy going and talkative … which helped with my anxiety A LOT....
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You are all lovely people.
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I'm having one of those days ...
You know those days where you have a really crappy sleep and wake up with a ball of anxiety in your stomach that makes you queasy and maybe even hurl?
Those days where you’re worried about what might happen … the unknown starts to creep up on you and take a hold of you tightly, altering your perceptions on what the future will hold.
Those days where you just want to hear good and...
Sometimes you shouldn't think but
otherthanme7:
let your body control you and passion over come you. Let love flow through your body. Hush your mind, do what feels right. Hug that person you’ve been dreaming of, kiss the one who’s smile makes your day, make love with the person you intend to spend the rest of your life with. Don’t think about it, just do it.
(You’ll be surprised of what may come of it.)
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minnnty replied to your post: Dear stomach bug;
I woke up at 3am today because of anxiety (even though i’m on meds). Wanted to puke but nothing came out. Woke up at 8am, was fine. :\
Oh, yeah, I have a meeting today too, so I have the anxiety quease going on too … makes it really hard to figure out if I’m still icky from yesterday, or just nervous as fuck about this meeting.
BREAKING NEWS
Common sense reveals that there is no correlation between self-respect and whether or not you show your tits on the internet or how many people you sleep with.
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“Rick Santorum is the new frontrunner for the Republican nomination, leading...”
– STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
hahahahahahaha! (via brnttecnfessns)
Cat-like reflexes
animalsbeingdicks:
There’s an old saying in Tennessee, I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says, fool me once, shame on…shame on you. Fool me…You can’t get fooled again.
Dear stomach bug;
FUCK OFF.
I don’t like you. I don’t enjoy feeling queasy and I certainly don’t enjoy actually hurling.
It’s been two days now … just give it a rest?
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“Was she kissing with her mouth, or her pants mouth? ‘Cause she does both.”
– Chris Griffin